A Job

Hey folks.

I got a job that I can do regardless of how many seizures I have.  It is with JCrew.  They sell a line of broken in clothing.  I am a breaker-inner.  They send me clothes, I wear them and then I send them back.  The base pay is only $4.25 per hour but there is a sliding scale on top of that depending on how I break them in.  Watching sporting events adds a little.   Looking at boats puts me into a higher earning category as does cooking with papaya or guacamole.  Trying to get laid adds quite a bit.  Amy was not thrilled at all about that until she found out that my hourly salary for trying to score with women who have documented eating disorders while they are looking at boats is about $182.50.  She drove me to the marina.

Yes, she had to drive me.  It may be a long while before I can drive again.  The state says I need to be seizure free for six months and I may personally wait longer just to be sure.  It has been a little over one week.  Overall, the frequency is down but the intensity is still a 9.65 on the 'rock your ass' meter.   But who am I to complain?  Life is pretty damn good.  The bulbs are coming up and spring will make it.   I am still volunteering at the local public radio station and having a great time.  So much music in the world and so very little time.

Keep your heart warm through this last bit of cold.  Watch the sun come up and go down.  You will not regret it.  So much beauty in the world and every moment to take it in.  That is one of the things that makes this comedy more fun.

For the Insurance agencies that are monitoring this- I did not really get a job doing this.  JCREW doesn't pay people to wear clothes to break them in.  They pay people in other countries to beat them against rocks.

jobey

Comments

[Lael]

LOL

I'm glad you're enjoying life:)