A new side-effect of the chemo drugs has surfaced: BLOCKAGE! Now I can go a day or two just like the next guy but...Tana's toes, it was bad. So I hoofed it up to the local Osco and explained my dire situation to the pharmacist. I must have cut this guy off in traffic or been a real ass to him in a previous life because he decided to take vengence upon me.
The product he recommended was magnesium citrate, the sparkling laxative. It actually says that on the bottle. Imagine a product for de-BLOCKAGE that tastes like lemon mineral water. The reccommended dosage 6.5 to 10 fluid ounces. This exceeds the required dosage by a factor of 10.
Unless you have full rolls of both charmin and bounty, an evening, the JC PEnney Christmas catalog and a dedicated and loving helper, do not use this product! I cannot imagine the radio adds for the clinicial trials required for this baby. "Are you of average height and weight? Can you stay over one night? Do you want to earn evey bit of $2,000.00? Want to tell your friends you took the Crap of Insanity? Call Uncle Bob's last chance trials. Must have at least one arm and be a self starter."
Who signed me up for this?
Love to everyone.
jobey
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