I broke one of my own rules this morning and paid the price. I avoid the local morning television news for two reasons - local dip shits and dumbass on a global scale. The weather had me a little curious this morning so I turned it on even though I know better. Local news was no surprise. The camera came up on the station intern wearing a raincoat and standing in front of a gas station or apartment complex. Behind her is some yellow police tape. Nothing is happening. She offers this type of story intro. "Well everything is quiet now Bob but at 3AM an unidentified man in a blue cap was standing here spraying bullets and this has local residents a little upset".
alright...standard stuff...brain is turning to oatmeal....time to add the raisins
Pat Robertson called for the assassination of the President of Venezuela. He did this on the 700Club.
Now I have to go get the paper. Need more information...must sort out truth. Not only does the Star confirm it but it is loaded with quotes. Second seizure in five days rocks my world. Please let me share with you a few of the quotes that sent me over the top.
Pat Robertson - Man of God (MOG)
" I really think we ought to go ahead and do it. Its a whole lot cheaper than starting a war."
"We have the ability to take him out and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability."
Donald Rumsfeld Secretary of Defense (SOD)
"Our department doesn't do that kind of thing. Its against the law."
"Dammit Pat, that is not the way we do things around here. We do it and then lie about it. Way to go! GW is going to be righteously pissed at you now."
So I am starting my own call. I am asking all of you that read this to do the following. When you meet someone who watches the 700Club or worships with MOG, point at them and laugh and make duh duh derh noises. I would also suggest asking them about the sixth commandment and how that fits into MOG's views.
On a different note. The chemo drugs have arrived. I should start the treatment on Friday.
Love to everyone.
jobey
GOM (God of Mom) hath touched her in mysterious ways. There are at least 3 versions of the commandents- the protestant, catholic, and hebrew versions. According to the PRODS, 6 is killin', 7 is screwin', and 5 is that "honor thy mother" thing. Yes, we may see a revolt against that one. The CATHS down shift a bit to cover their tracks. Regarding PAT (Pathetic Asinine Theologian),I think you are still ok if you just hold 'em down and tickle till they pee (then post the video on the net)
Posted by: Commandment Cop | August 25, 2005 at 10:27 AM
Dear Joe,
I don't know who the MOG is, but I would never support a group who defies the sixth commandment. I think adultery is a bad thing, even on a minor scale. The thought of an organization that actually promotes it wholesale is appalling. Is this the kind of behaviour we can expect from Venezuala? Next thing you know, people will be breaking the fifth commandment right and left.
Posted by: Mom | August 24, 2005 at 01:57 PM
Good luck to you, I'll be thinking about you while your doing chemo. I had to do 6 treatments every 3 weeks. Carboplatin and Taxol. They real expensive pills for nausia, OR you can go to a Whole Foods store and get Giner in pill form. Really helps.
Hang in there. I got bitchy during certain times of my chemo, and you just have to fight it off with humor and if there is a hobby you want to take up that won't take up too much energy (fingerpaints! ha ha)
Are you just taking pills? I had to go get hooked up for 4 hours. Thank God they had windows with a great view of large texas tree's, and tv's. There are some places in Dallas that are like going into a basement. I don't know how anyone can do that.
Love and hugs :)
Posted by: Donna | August 24, 2005 at 01:55 PM
Good grief, I know. Ol' Pat is crackers. Can you imagine? Like GW is gonna be all "OMG YOUR RITE! WHERE'S MAH RED BUTTON?" (even though GW is just as bad; I wouldn't have been totally surprised if he HAD agreed.) I loved the part with Rumsfeld. Comedy GOLD! hee.
Posted by: Lori | August 24, 2005 at 10:36 AM